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Choose your next session or life event:

a woman poses in front of Portland skscrapers in buiseness attire
A student lays in ferns for senior portrait
A couple kisses on their wedding day
maternity portrait of mother in white in front of autumn leaves in hoyt arboretum
A family walks through woods for family portraits in Vernonia, Oregon
Self empowerment for women in Portland forest

Step into the world of alternative lifestyle photography in Portland, Oregon

This is where the ordinary transforms into the extraordinary, and where awkward poses and belly laughs are the currency of our craft. We are the purveyors of offbeat memories, the masters of quirk, and the capturers of life's hilariously candid moments. We are the lifestyle photographers of Portland, Oregon, and we invite you to join us on this wild and wonderful journey.

Personal Portraits: Are you tired of those stuffy, overly posed portraits that make you feel like you're auditioning for a toothpaste commercial? Fear not! We specialize in capturing your true essence, complete with all your wonderfully weird quirks. Let your inner goofball shine, or embrace your suave alter ego – whatever floats your boat. Our aim is to create images that capture the real you, no matter how gloriously awkward or delightfully eccentric.

Couples and Weddings: Ah, love is in the air, and so is the unmistakable sound of the "awww" chorus. We're here to document your love story, from the goofy giggles to the tear-jerking moments that make even the toughest of souls shed a single, poetic tear. We'll capture your unique connection in a way that feels like the stars aligned and the universe decided to throw confetti just for you.

Family Portrait Sessions: Gather 'round, families of all shapes and sizes! We're here to freeze-frame those beautifully chaotic moments that define your clan. From the sibling squabbles that somehow end in laughter to the parent-child bonding that's equal parts silly and heartwarming, we'll immortalize the love, the joy, and yes, even the occasional meltdown.

Student/Senior Sessions: Seniors, it's your time to shine! Whether you're donning your cap and gown or celebrating your final year of high school, we'll capture your individuality with flair. Let's showcase your hobbies, passions, and unique quirks in a way that'll make even the most "too cool for school" types crack a smile.

Maternity Photo Sessions: Ah, the miracle of life. We'll document the journey of your beautiful baby bump with all the grace and elegance it deserves. From the radiance that lights up your face to the hilarious pregnancy cravings that leave you wondering if pickles really do taste better with ice cream, we'll create images that celebrate this magical chapter of your life.

Boudoir Sessions: Our boudoir sessions are all about empowering you, embracing your sensuality, and celebrating your unique beauty. From sassy and confident to coy and mysterious, we'll create an atmosphere where you can let your inner badass roam free – all while maintaining a healthy dose of laughter and lightness.

If you're ready to embark on a photography experience that's anything but ordinary, we're here to make it happen. Let us be your guides through the wild world of lifestyle photography in Portland, Oregon. Together, we'll capture moments that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even snort in the most unladylike manner. Get in touch today and let's create memories that will keep your heart smiling for years to come.

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