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Tue, Dec 12



Sloshed Santa

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Sloshed Santa
Sloshed Santa

Time & Location

Dec 12, 2023, 3:00 PM – 9:00 PM

Portland, 1030 SE Clinton St, Portland, OR 97202, USA

About the event

Still looking to get some photos with Santa this Holiday season? We'd love to have you! However, be warned, Santa's found he's on his own naughty list this year, so this may be your your average mall Santa experience...

What is Sloshed Santa?

Sloshed Santa is a photo opportunity event where individuals or groups can come into a professional photography studio for pictures with a drunken Santa (James) and a trashy/pregnant elf (Rose). Yes, drunk Santa.

Uncommon? Perhaps. 

Outrageous? Yes. 

The perfect Xmas photo opportunity for the not-so-traditional? Oh, absolutely. 

Imagine bringing your group in for "pictures with Santa" only for the group to realize Santa is wasted, the elf is tall, pregnant, and not very nice, the cookies are topped to be what appears to be cigarette ash, and there might be Decon in the hot cocoa...

(Okay, but actually, the hot cocoa and cookies will be delightful, not laced with poison or topped cigarette ash. Also, nobody is actually drunk on set.)

Or imagine your group knows beforehand and is prepped for the occasion. So many creative opportunities here!

Where is this hosted? 

The event will be hosted in Cobalt Studios, the premiere photo studio in Portland, Oregon. 

The address is 1030 SE Clinton St., between Ross Island Bridge, Aladdin Theater, and the Hawthorne Asylum.

What should I bring?

Come as you'd like, but ugly sweaters and any props you'd like are always an accepted plus!

What is recieved?

With your ticket, you'll get your 3 favorite image selects with Santa and the elf sent within 48 hours, with the option to grab additional images on location if you'd like. We'll have a couple extra backdrops down and ready for a quick add-on. These sets will be very casual, but Santa and the elf can be included. We will also have treats and beverages available!

How to book?

There are no time slots, so simply come in like you would for mall Santa, or book online for a $5 discount!

We hope to see you there!


  • Pay on arrival/RSVP

    $25, includes 3 initial images, cash or Venmo!

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  • Online Discount Ticket

    Includes initial 3 images

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