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So what's with the "worst photographer in all of human history" post?

 

No, it's not a hateful post. More like a slice of fake drama sprinkled with some dark humor and wrapped up in reverse psychology. Let's just say, crazy times call for some unconventional methods. And well... it worked, didn't it? While you're here, though, I hope you'll take the time to browse my oh so terrible image selections. And if you're looking for a photographer, perhaps you can even spare me a moment to chat sometime. 

 

With light laughs and smiles, 

 

-The worst photographer in all of human history

(Michael R. Ballard/Nilas)

Note to naysayers: Please just keep scrolling. My family depends on posts such as these, so actual negative comments are unwanted. Thank you.

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